Maureen's a Champ

John/Paul/George/Ringo/Cynthia/Jane/Pattie/Maureen

This girl’s dad on Say Yes to the dress looks like he’s the same age as her

So I was passionately singing “Don’t let me be the last to know”

And then my dad walks in. 

Yes that face makes quite a nice souvenir

Yes that face makes quite a nice souvenir

Note to self : Never play Just Dance with my sister again

It will only result in utter humiliation.

She’s like :

While me in the back :

I am stunned. 
"Hey Tommy, you abusive asshole, remember me, your ex-wife Mariah Carey ?"
"Oh yeah hey Mariah long time no see ! Have you met my new wife, Thalia, a less popular version of you ?"
One word : Awkward.

I am stunned. 

"Hey Tommy, you abusive asshole, remember me, your ex-wife Mariah Carey ?"

"Oh yeah hey Mariah long time no see ! Have you met my new wife, Thalia, a less popular version of you ?"

One word : Awkward.