Jenelle : I have a court date coming up
I really don’t understand why but when my father finds something funny on TV, he claps.
Like “hey good job, TV” !
I AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK from my little two day ski trip
And I gained 20 pounds followers omg thanks !
Holy mother of god… Kate Hudson’s dress
Omfg I JUST SAW this random old dude, he goes to the shopping center’s parking EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND and pees in front of ever everyone
I saw everything
My mom watching Fast and Furious 5 ?!??!?!
Mom : Oh this man has some really big arms
Mom : Ouch ouch ouch !
Mom : Uh oh
Mom : LOOK OUT
Mom : OMG STOP
Mom : SHIT
Mom : *GASPS*
Mom : Ohhh he just got arrested
Mom : Shit
Mom : *insert 400 weird noises*
Mom : *Jumps out of the couch*
Mom : HOW COULD THIS BE ?!?!?!?!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EAT FOR SUPPER